The Furniture List

Once upon a time, a furniture list used to exist on the wall of my own house. The furniture list was a tally, at the time, of every girl who had either made out with three of the members of Team La Salle or had sex with two of us. The idea from that list stemmed from the notion that like furniture at a party, everyone gets a turn with these girls. Of course, writing the furniture list on the wall made most of the females on the list cease to continue being furniture.

Furniture on Furniture

This brings me to my point of conversation for the day- should one avoid girls who friends have had success with? Here comes a list with all the pros and cons I can think of
Reasons to avoid furniture

• In the current homophobic time we live in, no one wants to taste one of their friend's saliva when they're making out with a chick
• If you don't like getting made fun of, then you should avoid furniture at all costs- it's literally one of the easiest jokes to make.
  
• In the interest of avoiding sexually transmitted diseases, one should avoid the especially easy girls which make up the majority of anyone's furniture list.

Reasons to sit on the furniture

• Past successes/failures is a great indicator of future results. The same logic that you use to watch an Adam Sandler movie because you know it's going to be funny can be applied to the furniture.
• You can use your friend's experience with the furniture to your advantage- for example, if three of your friends have gotten this specific piece of furniture to make out with them by dancing with her to Spanish music, then you already know to cue up your Noche de Sexo and get ready.

Final Verdict:
Girls who are willing to let themselves become furniture, for the most part, are good females who appreciate what your team has to offer. This, combined with the lowered difficulty makes this a lay-up for me- the furniture list should represent a bucket list for your team until one decides its time to date the couch.