Bucket List

1. Run a pool table.

2. Bowl a 200.

3. Go to Lake George with my parents.

4. Finish a keg at my parent's house.

5. Get a meaningful tattoo.

6. Have a kid.

7. Catch a marlin

8. 72 hours without sleep.

9. Write a book of haikus.

10. Participate in a hot dog eating contest.

11. Get on a jumbotron during a sporting event.

12. Watch and/or participate in a jello wresting contest.

13. Touch a basketball rim with no external aid.

14. Go to Jacobs Field.

15. Get a boat.

16. Finish two Domino's Pizzas.

17. Live down the shore for a whole summer.

18. Build a computer from scratch.

19. Hook up with a girl from La Salle's Honors Program.

20. Drink with my brother.

21. Learn how to play the guitar.

22. Every flavor of Skoal in one day.

23. Donate sperm.

24. Have a conversation with a celebrity.

25. Be on television.

26. Become the American Man.

27. Go to the Basketball Hall of Fame.

28. Go to another prom and have fun.

29. Shave/wax my entire body sans hair.

30. Perform at a comedy club.

31. Perform anal sex (giving)

32. See a three nippled girl's nipples.

33. Make a hilarious YouTube video.

34. Get physically thrown out a place.

35. Hook up with a mom.

36. Make Pat cry.

37. See La Salle in the NCAA Tournament.

38. Get a happy ending after a massage.

39. Draw something that's good.

40. Have a naked picture painted.

41. Catch a blumpkin.

42. Become really good at a video game

43. Seven orgasms in one day.

44. Visit at least 20 states.

45. Go to Europe.

46. Witness a girl masturbate in person.

47. Watch every Clint Eastwood movie.

48. Ride a camel.

49. Graduate from college.

50. Go to a concert.